Dear obesity,
I am well on my way to becoming one of your statistics. I am on Spring break and I just spent the past 2 days at my dad's house doing nothing short of eating until an NFL team would be appalled. I have learned that I could become a compulsive over eater if I don't pass my permit test next month leaving me with nothing to do except sulk over attractive boys and eat my body weight in Ho ho's. Sounds like a grim future so I better study up.
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